Holy crap, that was awesome!!! *is suffering tightness in trousers too* From your comments, I expected it to be mostly silly, and yeah, I was giggling and gleeing, but wow, there's so much more going on here too! I LOVE your descriptions of the AWZ boys through the eyes of someone who doesn't know them - both of them, but Roman's especially. How you described him as someone who could be passed over at first sight especially struck a chord with me, since that's pretty much what happened to me at first (and now I can't imagine NOT seeing immediately how gorgeous he is, but you've just done a really good job of reminding me that I thought he was kind of non-descript at first!). And then there's the undercurrents of emotions and relationship history that Harry doesn't understand but senses so clearly - god, how do you do that?? How do you write something funny and light and still manage to crack my heart a little bit with phrases like "Why don't you then?" asked Harry, genuinely intrigued by the resignation seeping through the man's voice and charged with something that wasn't quite magic, but almost. And the way the charged atmosphere goes all four ways - totally electric. I mean, they're two of the hottest pairings EVER, and you've just chucked all four of them into a sexually charged situation together - I'm surprised my screen didn't implode, lol.

And the kissing! *has melted into puddle of steamy goo* With Roman kissing dirty and the tongue-slipping and Harry having to hold onto him and going all melty... guh! So hot. And that's not even going into Harry feeling resnetful of Draco and Draco being all predatory and Seeker-honing-in-on-Snitch and yeah, I can tell I'm going to be incoherent in a sec, so I'll stop, but wow! That was amazing!