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2020-01-01 02:40 pm

Fanfiction by Lilithilien


MERLIN )

MERLIN RPF )

ALLES WAS ZÄHLT )

ALLES WAS ZÄHLT FAN VIDEOS )

CROSSOVER: HARRY POTTER/ALLES WAS ZÄHLT )

HARRY POTTER )

CROSSOVER: HARRY POTTER/TORCHWOOD )

DOCTOR WHO and TORCHWOOD )

OTHER FANDOMS )

LORD OF THE RINGS and LOTRiPS )


PLEASE NOTE: My stories contain adult content, including slash and graphic sexual content. Please read at your own risk. I'd prefer not to have to lock my journal down, so if you are under the age of consent in your locale, just click on past.

lili_pad: (merlin-pendragon)
2009-08-06 10:58 am

MERLIN BIG BANG: Flesh and Blood Dance

Title: Flesh and Blood Dance
Creators: Words by [personal profile] lilithilien, art by [personal profile] chosenfire28, video by [personal profile] mamoru
Rating/Word Count: R / 58,500 words
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Tony, Bradley/Colin, Nimueh/Morgana
Summary: The 21st century is still a land of myth and a time of magic. The spells and enchantments that Uther banished are gone, but myths and magic live on, conjured on screens large and small with scripts and CGI. But one day, inspired by boredom and not a little mischief, an entertainment mogul (who just happens to be an ex-evil sorceress) decides it might be a lark to tell the Arthurian legend—as it really happened. It's just a little BBC series, just something to amuse herself (and annoy Merlin, of course). But when they awaken the Old Ways, not even the greatest Seer of all can foretell what awaits them. This is a story of destiny and choices, about what happens when sorcerers and kings collide with actors and beasts, and just how bad morning breath would be after a 1500-year sleep.


Amazing Art! )
SarcasticChick's Missing Scene )
And a Soundtrack, too! )

lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-05-25 10:37 pm

Captive

Title: Captive
Author: [info] - personallilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Jenny/Marian
Word Count: 600 words
Rating: R maybe?
Summary: Marian circles like a shark, but Jennifer Steinkamp could never be mistaken for innocent prey.
Disclaimer: Property of Sam and Silvia and RTL (but I can dream).
A/N: This pairing should happen. If it doesn't, it's a crime. Kind of involves some kinky stuff, but it's canon-based (~ep680). And it's sappy too, IDEK. And to complicate things further, I tried to get all structural and do these as drabbles, but the final one insisted on being a double-drabble. Anyway, have at it!


Captive )
lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-05-24 01:14 am

Oops!

Title: Oops!
Artist: [personal profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Summary: Deniz continually fucks up leads Roman on, accidentally...or not. And the song was too perfect to pass up!
Disclaimer: Deniz and Roman belong to RTL/Grundy UFA. "Oops I Did It Again" is by Richard Thompson.
A/N: I made this for [personal profile] sdk's mom because she loves Deniz. And apparently doesn't mind all the boykissing -- of which there is plenty!

lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-05-16 03:20 pm

Powerless Against Love and Beautiful Women

Title: Powerless Against Love and Beautiful Women
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marian/Etienne, Marian/Nadja
Summary: Etienne is powerless against love and beautiful women; Marian is powerless against Etienne. Kind of a Butch & Sundance take on AWZ -- and as we all know, the thieving is just a metaphor.
Disclaimer: Marian and Etienne belong to RTL/Grundy UFA and Shelly; "Mr Hyde" is by BB Brunes.
A/N: Another vid? How did that happen? Made for [insanejournal.com profile] shellydkitty, Etienne's #1 Fan!





Also available for download at Megaupload (120MB)
lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-05-10 02:19 pm

There's A Chance I'll Start To Wonder

Title: There's A Chance I'll Start To Wonder
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Roman/Deniz
Summary: Of course he's not going to be able to keep his mouth shut, and of course he knows that he's better off without Deniz, but always, always, Roman wonders if he did the right thing.
Disclaimer: RTL/Grundy UFA owns Deniz and Roman, although they don't have a clue what to do with them. Sara & Tegan (and WMG, more's the pity) own the song "Call It Off"
A/N: A vid infiltrating my fic journal? It'll likely be a one-time-only thing--I never imagined I would ever become a vidder, but this song was so perfectly Roman that I couldn't resist. (Now live on YouTube--I beat WMG!)





Available for download at Megaupload (35MB of pure woobie)
lili_pad: (merlin-arthur once & future)
2009-05-10 02:09 pm

The Gift

Title: The Gift
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Merlin/Arthur
Word Count/Rating: 750 words/gen
Summary: After his coronation, Arthur realises what he's been given.
Disclaimer: Mine, all mine! Except not.
A/N: Happy birthday to [insanejournal.com profile] kabal42!! I hope that you have a truly fabulous day, and that someday, when you look back on this year, you'll remember it as the one when your dreams took flight! Set a few days after "Excalibur" (just long enough for Merlin to get those robes clean).


The Gift )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-05-09 04:04 am

Accidents Will Happen

Title: Accidents Will Happen
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin RPS, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: 3000 words/NC-17
Summary: It isn't like Bradley hasn't thought about it. A lot. It's more that the timing's never right, that at first he's still reeling from a nasty split with Michelle, that he isn't even sure he's that into guys. Besides, he has no clue which side Colin comes down on, and he really doesn't want things to get weird between them... Valid excuses, all. In the end, not one of them matters.
Disclaimer: Utter fabrication and gross lies.
A/N: When plotty Big Bang plot gets too plotty, fluff comes out. Or as fluffy as I ever get anyway. What can I say—uncommunicative boys are my weakness! Thanks to [insanejournal.com profile] aelora who convinced me not to pitch this in a fit of pique. Extra helpings of fries and baklava to my lovely porn aficionados betas [insanejournal.com profile] shellydkitty and [insanejournal.com profile] aldiara.


Accidents Will Happen )
lili_pad: (merlin-camelot)
2009-04-18 07:26 pm

Not Sentimental

Title: Not Sentimental
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 1000 words/Gen
Summary: Since the first day of his service, Merlin had wondered about the helmets perched on the prince's cabinet.
Disclaimer: Property of the BBC and Shine, sadly not mine.
A/N: Arthur doesn't strike me as a knick-knack man, which is why I've wondered about these helmets in his room. I think Merlin must wonder, too. Huge thanks to the lovely [insanejournal.com profile] ladyflowdi who inspired me by saying that in 1000 years these model helmets would be model x-wing fighters, and to the wonderful [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo and [insanejournal.com profile] aelora who helped whip this into shape.


Not Sentimental )
lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-03-06 08:27 pm

Three Minutes

Title: Three Minutes
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 260 words
Rating: Gen
Summary: Three minutes. That's how long it takes for Deniz to fall in love.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to moonshine-addled monkeys RTL and are so very not mine.
A/N: The first AWZ muse that's reared its head in months, and it's Öztürk's? WTF? *scratches head* Okay, whatever, I won't question it. Anyway, this is for my dearest [insanejournal.com profile] aldiara, as is this vid, which hopefully will both bring her joy and make a bit more sense of this wee ficcie.


Three Minutes )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-02-23 05:20 am

Mothers Always Know

Title: Mothers Always Know
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/PG
Summary: Bradley can't tell his mum about Colin.
Disclaimer: LIES! This is completely made up and has nothing to do with the real actor or his family!
A/N: I went to bed thinking about the Merlin cast making their way down to France and suddenly this appeared. It then refused to wait until morning when it could be properly written and betaed. So here it is -- it's just a wee thing, but it wanted to come out, and I hope it amuses you.


Mothers Always Know )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-02-17 02:33 am

DVD Extras: Most Proud Of

Title: DVD Extras: Most Proud Of
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/PG
Summary: Bradley rushing to check on Colin + awkward comment about stunt = overprotective!Bradley fic
Disclaimer: This is utter fabrication, every word of it, except for the dialogue that came directly from this interview (starting ~2:12). And the fact that Bradley did rush over to see if Colin was okay. Because you can't make this stuff up!!
A/N: Those DVD extras are proving very inspiring. This is for the lovely [insanejournal.com profile] aelora who didn't think I was silly for obsessing. I had more betas on this than a 2K bit of RPS deserves. Thanks to my dear [insanejournal.com profile] sarcasticchick who read until she fell asleep (hopefully not because of the story) and to the lifesaving lovelies [insanejournal.com profile] shellydkitty and [insanejournal.com profile] aldiara, who both agreed to help me at the spur of the moment so I could post tonight, because I'm impatient like that.


Most Proud Of )
lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-02-15 09:22 pm

In This Home On Ice (Chapter Two)

Title: In This Home On Ice – Chapter Two: The Rittberger Connection
Authors: [insanejournal.com profile] aldiara and [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman
Word Count: 7K words
Rating: Gen
Summary: The thing is, playing hockey requires concentration, and that’s hard to come by when at every practice session, half his mind is already off the ice.
Disclaimer: Sadly we don't own these characters; we just like watching them fight.
A/N: This story picks up Deniz’s rentboy plot somewhere after episode 565, but goes AU from there (a.k.a. as far as we are concerned, Stella does not and will never exist). Lilith pirouettes; Aldi swings hockey sticks. Previous instalments: Chapter One and Interlude 1.


The Rittberger Connection )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-02-14 05:35 pm

DVD Extras: In These Stones

Title: DVD Extras: In These Stones
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~2000 words/NC-17 for porn and language
Summary: Cavesmut. That is all.
Disclaimer: This is a complete lie, completely the product of my warped imagination, and bears no resemblance to any reality. (Although I did borrow dialogue from Colin Morgan's video diary for the beginning and the end. YES! They really did say that!)
A/N: I thought I was getting my life back, I really did. And then those DVD extras came out, and Bradley tells Colin to wait in a dark part of the cave and that he'll come back for him, and just what am I supposed to do with that?!! Many heart-shaped boxes of chocolates should be heaped upon [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo for noting poorly executed porn logistics and all-around amazingness. (And yes, I know I'm using a Torchwood-related title, but ... the cave's in Wales, yeah, that's it!)


In These Stones )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-02-09 02:58 pm

Vigil

Title: Vigil
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin
Word Count/Rating: ~500 words/Gen
Summary: Colin isn't a sorcerer. He has no power, nothing to offer except the rituals of his youth.
Disclaimer: This is complete fiction; I know nothing about these characters' real lives, religious beliefs, sexual preference, nada.
A/N: When this thing of beauty sank its razor-sharp teeth into my neck and refused to let go, I couldn't rest until I'd written it. (Literally. What is it with Bradley!muse demanding I write RPF in the wee hours of the night?) If I had any graphics-fu I'd have photoshopped Colin watching in the background; lacking that, I had to do it with words instead. Thanks, as ever, go to [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo for beta, suggestions, and Catholic consult. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Vigil )
lili_pad: (merlin-rps inseperable)
2009-02-08 12:23 am

Manwhore

Title: Manwhore
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Bradley/Colin (and Bradley and Colin with a whole lot of other people)
Word Count/Rating: ~9300 words of stinking lies. At least some of them are porn.
Summary: "If anybody should be called a manwhore, it's you, Colin."
Disclaimer: Damn lies, all of it. This is the humiliating result of my obsession with Bradley and Colin and bears no resemblance to reality in any sense of the word.
A/N: Bradley James talks to me in bed. No, really. He waits until I'm about to fall asleep, and then appears in muse form to whisper, "Don't you want to get up and write porn about me?" "No," I say, "I'm going to sleep. And I don't write RPF anyway." "But you could. And it's all about me, so it'll be quick and dirty." "Quick and dirty, you say? No time-consuming plot? No angsting?" "Nope. Just a smutlet, won't take you any time at all." I'll tell you this straight up: Bradley James is a damn liar. And [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo is responsible for aiding and abetting. (Posted at MerlinRPF.)


Manwhore )
lili_pad: (merlin-camelot)
2009-02-02 03:57 am

Dirty Laundry

Title: Dirty Laundry
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 500 words/NC-17
Summary: Uther is not impressed with Merlin. Arthur is.
Disclaimer: So very not mine. If they were, this scene would be canon.
A/N: Missing scene from episode 1x04. This started with [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo innocently questioning whether Arthur wore the longcoat of sexxx during the initial meeting with King Bayard. Of course, that required watching again, as well as pondering why Arthur was slumming while everybody else was dressed to the nines. Cracky porn ensued. (Posted at merlinxarthur.


Dirty Laundry )
lili_pad: (merlin-pendragon)
2009-01-27 10:51 pm

No Other Reason

Title: No Other Reason
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 1160 words/Gen
Summary: Merlin is the worst manservant Arthur has ever had. The wonder is that he keeps him around at all.
Disclaimer: This incarnation of Merlin belongs to the BBC and folks at Shine. There would be even more dressing (and undressing) if they were mine.
A/N: A brief chronicling of Arthur's denial. Set between episodes 1x02 and 1x03. Massive thanks to the wonderful [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo for the beta, cheerleading, whipcracking, and all-around awesomeness. (Posted at merlinxarthur.)


No Other Reason )
lili_pad: (merlin-arthur once & future)
2009-01-19 01:04 am

To Be King

Title: To Be King
Author: [insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien
Fandom/Characters: Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Word Count/Rating: 1325 words/R
Summary: Merlin is Camelot, distilled in physical form.
Disclaimer: This incarnation of Merlin belongs to Auntie Beeb. Definitely, definitely not mine.
A/N: Chronicling a fangirl's demise: "No, never -- Merlin is faaar too cheesy. OK, yeah, it's cheesy, but it is fun. And by fun, I of course mean I can't believe there's so much slash! I'll read just this one story on my flist, but I don't have time for another fandom. Look at all the shiny comms! And wow, what great stories there are. But I'll never write in it, ever. Oh, hells." This started out as a short character study of Arthur and somehow turned to smut. I blame Bradley James and that ... thing ... he does with his voice. Huge thanks to [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo for beta and enabling. (Posted at merlinxarthur and merlinslash.


To Be King )
lili_pad: (awz-watching Roman skate)
2009-01-10 10:34 pm

Turning the Tables (HP/AWZ)

Title: Turning the Tables
Author: Lilith ([insanejournal.com profile] lilithilien)
Fandom: Harry Potter meets Alles Was Zählt *headdesks*
Pairings: Assorted combinations of Deniz, Draco, Harry, and Roman
Summary: Fucking Malfoy and his fucking games. This time Harry's had enough.
Rating/wordcount: PG-13; 1400 words
Disclaimer: Really, do you honestly think in their right mind would write these characters like this if they hoped to make any money off of them?
Author's Note: For [insanejournal.com profile] shellydkitty with very belated birthday wishes. I wanted to give you something unique, and I can say with 100% certainty that this is the FIRST time these pairings have ever been written. I hope that you're as amused by all this as I am. Big thanks to [insanejournal.com profile] sarcastic_jo for reading this along the way and laughing at with me, and to [insanejournal.com profile] aldiara for translating cheesy pickup lines.



Turning the Tables )